Situation: In Rally's drive-through picking up lunch for Bryan.
Clerk: Would you like to try our new Brownie batter milkshake?
Megan's Brain: Yes.
Megan: No, thank you.
--
Situation: At Applebees for a bridesmaid meet and greet.
Waitress: Do you want fries with that?
Megan's brain: Yes.
Megan: No, can I get a side salad?
(At the end of the meal.)
Waitress: Any room for dessert?
Megan's brain: Yes.
Megan: No, I'm stuffed! Thanks.
--
Situation: While on a walk with my family an ice cream truck drives by.
Bryan: Want an ice cream, babe?
Megan's Brain: Yes.
Megan: Heck no. I've gotta lose weight!
--
Situation: At Port of Subs grabbing sandwiches.
Employee: What size would you like? Small, Medium or Large?
Megan's Brain: Medium.
Megan: Small... on wheat please.
--
Situation: Driving by Java Heaven.
Megan's Brain: Ooooh, maybe I should stop and get a coffee.
Megan's Brain: NO.
--
Situation: Picking up Shepherd from Rick's (father in laws) house.
Rick: Want something to drink?
Megan's Brain: Dr. Pepper.
Megan: Water would be great!
--
Situation: Coworker brings in cookies.
Coworker: Hey Megan! I brought cookies. Want one?
Megan's Brain: YES!!!!!!!
Megan: Aww, that is so nice of you but no. I can't! Thank you!
--
It's a sad life I lead.
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Thoughts of a Reforming Fat Girl
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