My Life: Defined is now mobile!

Well! I've gone and done it. The blog can now by updated in real time. Hooray! :)

Whenever you see two asterisks (**) before a message, you'll know that it was a mobile upload!

Thought Process

To the person that littered a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup wrapper at the County Offices near the Tax Collector: Today I had the pleasure of watching a bird swoop in to try to eat the wrapper. When I yelled, "NO BIRDIE...YOU'LL DIE!!" (in front of people) the bird then picked up the wrapper and FLEW OFF WITH IT on to the roof. Where I am sure he picked at the Chocolatey Goodness that was left over and is now either 1) Suffering a horrible tummy-ache or 2) Is dead.
Good Job, Jerk.

Thought Process

Why is there so much to do at work and yet so little time to do it?

I was just told to "lock the door to the office so that some creepy person doesn't come in and steal you away." Hmm.. the thought hadn't even crossed my mind that some creepy person might see that my car is the only one in the parking lot and would try to come in here and harm me. Thanks for that.

Hollywood: Why? Of The Day

I'm not a huge fan of Sienna Millers work. I'm not a huge fan of any of her interviews, and frankly, I have no idea why she is on the July 2009 cover of Vogue.

Thought Process

Michael has been super sick. I didn't know that he could be this cranky when sick. Now I do.


To the men that walk down my street with out a shirt: PUT A FLIPPEN SHIRT ON. k? THANKS.

Thought Process

I'm drowning at work.

The picture in the frame in the living room is crooked.

Working out makes me sore and cranky, but makes me have a better self image. I am glad we decided to work out Monday-Thursday. It was such a nice treat to sleep in today!

Day of Birth

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!

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